I don't want to come out!

of course this is not my son's words, he's still inside his mom, but i can imagine him saying this...

Noor is in the last 10 days of the 9th mon

The big Daddy i am!

Hell yeah! I’m gonna be a daddy!

I tried not to jinx it, but I gotta tell the world that the greatest dad is yet to be available in less than 7 months.

I just wish my happiness to be doubled with a twin, umm, not sure now about it, she’s 2 months pregnant only, but I always wanted to have a long lost twin brother that will appear sometime when I reach 40 and we will live happily, that my whole life I was the good one, and he was the bad guy, that he’s the opposite of me in everything, like:

* He likes long walks.

* He hates Video games and technology.

* He likes hot things and cold things.

And of course he’s slim, عصاية قشاطة!

Even there’s no sign AT ALL to even have a long lost thing/human being but I love to think about it from time to time….movies really currepted my mind badly I know… I know…

Where was I ….ohh yeah my baby is on the way, and in this occasion I want to write something for you boy/girl so that when you grow up you might read it and know what I felt when I knew that you’re inside the little tummy of Noor, your beloved mother.

So listen up son/daughter:

You don’t have to call me daddy just call me “3bood” –BOTH

I’m not gonna say that I will try to be a good dad, no I WILL BE THE GREATEST DAD (insha’allah) --BOTH

I will be the best dad any child would ever dream of, I will work my a$$ off to get you everything you need, any latest technology thing will be in your palm before you even wish for it --BOTH

I will be your very best friend, smoking is bad but if you really want to do it, please do it in front of me, yes I’m open minded but remember that your dad quit smoking because it’s bad, so let’s work together to make you quit…--SON

You should understand with time that there’s a strong, logical reason for every order Allah ordered us, wearing Hejab is to protect you, to save the best for your husband, I don’t know how life would be when you’re teen, but baby, please don’t listen or act like every girl, if everybody is doing this, it doesn’t mean that it’s RIGHT, use your mind do as Allah asked you and in then end you’ll be laughing while these people suffer, in the after life. --DAUGHTER

Being a Muslim is a long road, you will have to act like Muslims: --BOTH

A-Never thru anything in the street, fill your pockets with used napkins but DO NOT thru anything in the street, even when you go to public parks make sure you clean your mess, NEVER leave anything behind.

B-NEVER EVER Double Park

C-Respect your neighbors, even if they were bad just smile and be better than them

D-save the environment, try your best to use less plastic bags when you go shopping,

E- Never leave anything in your plate, there’re millions of starving people around the globe, these little rice remaining in your plate considered as full meal for them, eat up and thank god you’ve something to eat.

More to come but daddy really should go continue his work J

عراسي الأردن و كل الأردنية

             

في صبيحة العرس قام العريس قبل العروس  

طبعا العريس أردني

ودخل إلى المطبخ وحضّر ما لذ و طاب من الطعام

مستخدما أفخر الأواني وأغلاها

ثم ذهب و صحى زوجته بكل حنان وحب

ولم يسمح لها بمغادرة السرير لتذهب إلى المطبخ وتتناول الفطور

 بل أحضر لها الفطور إلى السرير

وبعد أن تناولت الفطور لم يسمح لها بمغادرة السرير

لتذهب إلى الحمام لتغسل يديها

بل أحضر لها الماء و الصابون إلى السرير

شكلكم مش مقتنعين انه أردني

ثم قال لها ما رأيك حبيبتي أن نشرب فنجان قهوة في غرفة الجلوس

فوافقت وبالطبع لم يسمح لها بأن تحضّر القهوة بل حضّرها بنفسه

والله العظيم أردني

ثم جلس يتكلم معها فقال لها

ما رأيك حبيبتي في كل هذا؟

فأجابت : طبعا هذه الحياة الزوجية والا  فلا

فقال لها :

بدي ياكي تطبقيه عليّ كل يوم

و إلا بطيّن عليكي عيشتك

و برجعك لبيت أبوكي

يا بنت ال ،،،،،،، و ال ،،،

شفتوا انه اردني

Yesterday me & my wife went to watch Avatar movie, it's one of the best movies you'll ever see, i adore scince fiction, this one will stay in your mind even after the movie finishes.

They've created a whole new world it's really stunning!

Just DON'T watch it in 3D, there's nothing special about it, i don't know why but for some reasons they've cut many MANY parts from the movie, even it's PG-13 but  maybe they cut out these parts to make it shorter...


i give this movie a sweet 9.5/10